1
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Man, I must be some kind of magnet
for giant alien robots.

2
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Great! Now it's giant alien robots
with lasers.

3
00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,083
(JOHNNY WHOOPING)

4
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<i>REED ON RADIO: Johnny, we're on our way.
ETA 22.3 seconds.</i>

5
00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:41,798
Wait for backup. Do not attack.
Repeat. Do not attack the robot.

6
00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:46,331
Oh, attack? Me? Never.

7
00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:47,963
(JOHNNY CHUCKLING)

8
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Flame on!

9
00:02:01,621 --> 00:02:03,453
That's his third car this month.

10
00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:06,823
I don't understand it. I've explained to him
my theory about these...

11
00:02:06,893 --> 00:02:09,362
It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."

12
00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:12,661
How about we save Johnny now
and complain about him later?

13
00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:19,136
Nice try, robo-chump, but I got...

14
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(GASPS)

15
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<i>REED: Johnny, don't!</i>

16
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(JOHNNY WHOOPING)

17
00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:44,755
Did you see that? Boom!
Man, that was cool.

18
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I'm sorry, Reed. What were you saying?

19
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(GASPS)

20
00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:52,796
Johnny!

21
00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,614
You said it wouldn't hurt him.

22
00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:06,310
My scans of the robot showed
no signs of weaponry.

23
00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,322
No weapons? It just vaporized my brother.

24
00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:13,284
No, not vaporized, transported.

25
00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,955
I'm getting residual wormhole readings.
I think I can track it.

26
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Think? You think?

27
00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:21,161
I mean, I most likely can track it.

28
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From what I gather,
Johnny's been taken to another galaxy.

29
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(GROANS)

30
00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:31,171
My baby brother taken to another galaxy?

31
00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,234
(EXCLAIMS)

32
00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,275
Nice one, Stretch.

33
00:03:35,348 --> 00:03:37,613
Remind me to never
have you cheer me up.

34
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I didn't mean to imply...

35
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I mean, it's wholly possible
he's alive and well, just in another galaxy.

36
00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:47,126
Right. All I know
is that when she wakes up,

37
00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,957
try to have a better answer than that.

38
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I see your point.

39
00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,857
Our appearance at
the children's hospital fundraiser

40
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will have to wait.

41
00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,004
I'll call them on our way back
to the Baxter Building.

42
00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:01,371
No, I'll cover. Anything for the kids, right?

43
00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:04,502
- You've got the hard job.
- Finding Johnny?

44
00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:08,210
Keeping Suzy from tying you in knots.
Get busy.

45
00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,940
(TIRES SCREECHING)

46
00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,849
BEN: Hey, I'm landing here!

47
00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,248
(GROANING)

48
00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:29,792
Funny, I don't remember
putting a dog collar on this morning.

49
00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:34,632
RONAN: Jonathan Spencer Storm.

50
00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:37,006
Sis?

51
00:04:37,644 --> 00:04:39,806
Man, you sound horrible.

52
00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,346
(CROWD SHOUTING)

53
00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:53,850
Whoa, the Smurfs got big.

54
00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,826
I am Ronan the Accuser.

55
00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,658
Are you Angry Smurf?

56
00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:07,935
Silence! You have been charged
with high crimes against the Kree empire.

57
00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:10,670
Prepare to be judged.

58
00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:15,215
Judged, huh?
Let me think about that for a sec.

59
00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:20,118
Nah, I'm outta here. Flame on!

60
00:05:20,186 --> 00:05:21,711
So long, suckers!

61
00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,158
(GRUNTING)

62
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(SCREAMING)

63
00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,704
Yeah, you're the Angry Smurf.

64
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<i>MAN: Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

65
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<i>here to dedicate the opening
of the New York Children's Hospital</i>

66
00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,775
<i>are the Fantastic...</i>

67
00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,113
<i>What?</i>

68
00:05:53,252 --> 00:05:58,748
<i>Well, sadly three of the team
have been called away on an emergency,</i>

69
00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:02,592
<i>but I would like to present the Thing!</i>

70
00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:04,062
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

71
00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:18,910
<i>Hi. Yeah, sorry about the door.</i>

72
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<i>Yeah, okay. Reed prepared a speech.</i>

73
00:06:30,990 --> 00:06:31,980
Oh, no.

74
00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:36,155
Stupid fat fingers!

75
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Oh, anything for the kids.

76
00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:41,624
(TEARING)

77
00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:44,136
And there go the pants.

78
00:06:46,005 --> 00:06:48,668
Just calibrating now.

79
00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:51,233
I'm tracing the path
of the energy signature.

80
00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,370
Really, quite an interesting form of...

81
00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,108
Right, sorry.

82
00:06:56,182 --> 00:06:59,584
- So where is he?
- Susan, you have to understand.

83
00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,087
Johnny could be anywhere
in the universe. He...

84
00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:05,148
Where is my brother?

85
00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,295
<i>HERBIE: Energy reading matched
and located.</i>

86
00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:16,768
It looks like he's in Central Park.

87
00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,710
RONAN: We have returned to Earth.

88
00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:36,052
Under Kree law, you have the right
to be terminated on your home planet.

89
00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,957
Good, because I've got places to be.
I'm an important person.

90
00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:44,521
I can't just be abducted by crazy aliens
and... Terminated?

91
00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,597
(SIRENS BLARING)

92
00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,069
Susan, wait.

93
00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:58,870
<i>The energy readings
are like nothing I've ever seen.</i>

94
00:07:59,378 --> 00:08:00,744
Is my brother in there?

95
00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,806
Well, according to my instruments,
yes, but...

96
00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,575
(GRUNTS)

97
00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,481
<i>Fascinating!</i>

98
00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:13,822
This energy, the readings are off the scale.

99
00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:16,260
I'll show you "off the scale."

100
00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,458
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

101
00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,832
What's this all about?
And what is that noise?

102
00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:23,961
(POUNDING)

103
00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:26,733
RONAN: Your teammates are trying
to access you,

104
00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:30,709
but their unique abilities
are no match for Kree technology.

105
00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:33,678
Let the trial of the accused proceed.

106
00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:36,580
Trial? Do I get a lawyer or anything?

107
00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,283
(CROWD CLAMORING)

108
00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:42,220
Silence!

109
00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:45,884
By Hala's laws, the accused has a right
to choose his own...

110
00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:49,053
- Reed Richards!
- So be it.

111
00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,899
Reed, get out of my way.

112
00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:02,669
Susan, we have to proceed carefully.
We don't know anything about...

113
00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,074
Reed!

114
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,514
Reed, here's the short version.

115
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,678
Aliens want to wipe me out.
Don't know why.

116
00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:16,222
Trial. You're my lawyer. Go.

117
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,256
Astonishing! An extraterrestrial race,

118
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:22,022
but with uncanny similarities
to the Roman culture.

119
00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:24,529
Their technology far outstrips our own.

120
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:28,864
Yo, Reed. Termination. Me. Please, help!

121
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:34,165
What are the charges against Johnny?
I mean, my client.

122
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,177
The accused will be confronted
with his crimes in due course.

123
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:41,472
Choose now
two witnesses for his defense.

124
00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:46,842
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

125
00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,361
<i>That's the show, folks. I gotta run.</i>

126
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,067
AUDIENCE: All right! Yeah!

127
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:13,606
(GASPING) Won't give up.

128
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:30,626
- What? Johnny, you're alive!
- Yeah, for the moment.

129
00:10:30,696 --> 00:10:34,463
Hey, I love what you did
with your tux there, Benji.

130
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:38,766
I see Stretch found you, Matchstick,
and you're in trouble as usual.

131
00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:42,300
- Who do you want me to hit first?
- Nobody yet.

132
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:46,813
This is supposed to be some sort of trial.
We'll try to play by the rules.

133
00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:50,441
As legal counsel
to Jonathan Spencer Storm,

134
00:10:50,516 --> 00:10:51,950
I respectfully request

135
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:55,079
that the charges against him be presented,
so that we...

136
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:59,683
Behold, the accused's crimes
against the Kree empire.

137
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:06,195
RONAN: Eleven earth weeks ago,
Kree Sentry 459 attempted contact

138
00:11:06,565 --> 00:11:09,626
and was destroyed without provocation.

139
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:13,139
It was big and ugly.
I thought it was trying to break in.

140
00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,834
RONAN: Sentry 521.

141
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:20,807
It snuck up behind me,

142
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,748
but you have to admit
that was a pretty sweet move.

143
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:29,820
RONAN: Sentry 714.
Using a simple scanning laser.

144
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,917
Look, by that time it was kind of a habit.

145
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,922
May it please this court.

146
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:40,296
My client admits the events did, in fact,
transpire as depicted,

147
00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:44,667
but maintains that the Krees' intentions
were subject to misinterpretation.

148
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:48,765
He regrets the incidents
and would like to offer restitution.

149
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:51,367
Are you speaking alien?

150
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,144
Just say you're sorry.

151
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:01,049
I am. I am totally sorry.

152
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,022
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It won't happen again.

153
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:08,858
Any attack on a Kree sentry
is considered an attack on the empire.

154
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:13,096
And all who attack the empire are judged.

155
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:16,966
My brother is a hero.
He's a good, responsible person.

156
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,732
He would never knowingly just attack.

157
00:12:18,804 --> 00:12:21,603
<i>Jonathan Spencer Storm,
have you lost your mind?</i>

158
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,542
<i>How could you be so irresponsible?</i>

159
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,580
<i>Can't you go one minute
without starting trouble?</i>

160
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,906
<i>SUPREMEINTELLIGENCE:
Witness testimony overruled.</i>

161
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:38,150
The Supreme Intelligence has spoken.

162
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,922
Hey, look here, pal.
The kid may be a little hotheaded but...

163
00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,519
Ben, be careful!

164
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,929
They're using our thoughts
and memories against Jonathan...

165
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,694
I got this, Stretch.

166
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,032
No way am I letting you hurt Johnny.

167
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,504
He's a good kid.
He's brave, he's got a big heart.

168
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,006
Sure, he's short on brains, but...

169
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,509
<i>BEN: Johnny!</i>

170
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,779
(CHUCKLING)

171
00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:04,339
<i>That was pretty good.</i>

172
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,846
<i>SUPREMEINTELLIGENCE:
Witness testimony overruled.</i>

173
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:11,516
<i>The verdict is rendered.</i>

174
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,623
Jonathan Storm has been judged
hostile to the Kree empire

175
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:21,659
and will be terminated forthwith.

176
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,397
The defense would like to protest
the decision.

177
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,995
<i>SUPREMEINTELLIGENCE: Denied!</i>

178
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:42,853
(ROARING)

179
00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:45,284
No!

180
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,009
I'm thinking it's clobbering time!

181
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,102
Yes.

182
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,148
So much for fostering
interplanetary relations.

183
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,474
Maybe they think fighting is friendly.

184
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,575
RONAN: Very well!

185
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:17,589
If you stand with the accused,
you shall share his fate.

186
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:27,556
The Fantastic Four are hereby declared
enemies of the Kree empire.

187
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:33,329
And I shall carry out
your sentences personally.

188
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,699
CROWD: Ronan! Ronan!

189
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,139
(GROWLING)

190
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,645
Just get out of here, you guys.

191
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,517
I caused this.
You don't have to go down with me.

192
00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:00,723
You sure you want us to go, Matchstick?

193
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,064
Well, you can stay if you want.

194
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,108
This has gone far enough.

195
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,041
(GRUNTS)

196
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,376
Sis!

197
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:23,217
Why have you come here, Ronan?

198
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,054
Is this how you make contact
with alien races?

199
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:30,893
The Kree do not make contact.
The Kree conquer.

200
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,497
How do the Kree feel about appeals?

201
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,830
Hey, blue boy!

202
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,501
Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?

203
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,273
Come on! This stupid collar!

204
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:55,649
Thanks, Sis.

205
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,148
(GRUNTING)

206
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,552
(CHUCKLING)

207
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,621
Oh, boy.

208
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:11,862
(GRUNTING)

209
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,898
Oh, yeah, got my game on today.

210
00:16:22,948 --> 00:16:24,883
This is no game!

211
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,453
(EXCLAIMS)

212
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:39,688
(SOBBING)

213
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,063
Hey, kid!

214
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,831
You, blue alien Smurf kid, get out of there!

215
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,069
(GROWLING)

216
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:57,173
Come on. Flame on!

217
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,884
Run, get out of here!

218
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,618
Good doggy. Stay!

219
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,461
Your sentence is at hand.
Prepare for elimination!

220
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,564
Eliminate this!

221
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,400
(GRUNTS)

222
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,273
Nice try, kid.

223
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,305
Now it ends.

224
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:36,151
CROWD: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny,
Johnny, Johnny!

225
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,488
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!

226
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,720
Silence!

227
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:47,189
How dare you speak out
against the Supreme Public Accuser!

228
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,168
These humans will be dealt with!

229
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:54,331
You are an enemy of the Kree people.
You will be...

230
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,901
<i>Hold! The Kree people
have spoken, Accuser.</i>

231
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:06,052
<i>For saving the life of a Kree,
the Earth dwellers will be spared.</i>

232
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:07,785
<i>For now.</i>

233
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:13,520
But, Supremor, this human,
this Johnny Storm has defied me.

234
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,288
Mocked me!

235
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:18,125
They are all a danger to the Kree empire.

236
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,660
Let me destroy them!

237
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,792
<i>Silence!</i>

238
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:28,466
<i>Foolish, impulsive, dangerously powerful,</i>

239
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,906
<i>but not an enemy.</i>

240
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:35,380
<i>These creatures may yet be useful
against the Skrulls.</i>

241
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,574
Skrulls?

242
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:41,677
<i>Their sentence is suspended for now.</i>

243
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,116
<i>The Supreme Intelligence has spoken.</i>

244
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,785
Supremor, no! You can't do this.

245
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:51,956
This is not over!

246
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,603
(SIRENS WAILING)

247
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,838
Now, that was seriously weird.

248
00:19:11,783 --> 00:19:14,446
Oh, Sis. It's okay, I'm okay.

249
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,957
Well, don't get used to it,
because once I'm done hugging you,

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you're gonna be in big trouble.

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So, I did a lot of thinking last night
after my abduction and all.

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I just wanted to thank you guys
for bailing me out.

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Again.

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I'm really sorry
for causing you so much trouble.

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Hey, was that okay?
I don't apologize much.

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That was lovely, Johnny,

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but we're not the only ones
you should be apologizing to.

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Yeah, he's next on my list.

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<i>MAN ON TV:...incredible show
over at the dedication</i>

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<i>of the Manhattan children's hospital.</i>

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<i>All thanks
to the ever-loving, blue-eyed Thing.</i>

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JOHNNY: Ben?

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<i>Here to dedicate the opening of the...</i>

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I just wanted to say...

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I'm sorry for being a jerk to you
all the time.

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Seeing it all up there
on that screen like that,

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all at once, it just... I'm just really sorry.

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Forget about it.

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To tell you the truth,
I would have smashed that robot, too.

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But you did real good
saving those aliens like that.

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I'm real proud of you, Flamebrain.

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Thanks, big guy.

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That means a lot to me.